Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

"The deeper you take in your mouth, the faster you get a new iPhone."

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Haven't had sex in a long time, so the redhead is four minutes away

Come on, put Sims 4 on pause and undress, because my balls are already cramping